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8/23/10

Girl Talk Boys Can Eavesdrop: What's The Worst Gift A BF/Yr Husband Has Ever Given You?


Okay, this is non-makeup slash beauty related post. Somehow, the inner moron in me wants to indulge in a little bit of humor today. Monday humor to beat the blues. Yes, I'm in no mood (right now) to write about pretty things. 

What is the worst gift your man (or might I say ex) has ever given you?

I still remember the day I got my worst gift, from a guy I had just started going out with. It was my birthday and it was the first gift he'd ever given me. He presented me with this little box wrapped in....I don't know....some kind of wrapping paper.

My guesses were, well hello....jewelry! Earrings, a heart-shaped pendant, bracelet, a girly key chain.....something shiny! 'I WANNA SEE IT NOW!!!'

But I had to wait till later.

Later came. It was just me, my cousin and a friend.
I ripped the wrapper in seconds. I didn't even bother to look at the box, I just reached inside it to pull out the jewelry...I mean whatever was inside.
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What's inside the box looked something like this.........


Aaaaaaahhhhh......!!! ^Q^

A swordfish showpiece? A swordfish???!!! 
Okay, it didn't have an opened mouth like that, but mine was when I first laid eyes on it.

Personally, I think that if your man knows you at all, he would never (EVER!) gift you something that repulsive. 

How about flowers, huh?! (Defined as 'poor people's jewelry' by Karen Walker in Will & Grace =D)  Or, maybe just a single red/pink/pick a damn color! ROSE
Cheap and thoughtful, and will not make us lose their phone numbers (on purpose!)

So, what's your story?
  • What's the worst gift a man has ever given you?
  • And, would you break-up over a bad gift?

SPILL!



♥ Cynthia Z ^.^